Famous Sayings

recently i've had so much free time to take all these famous sayings and poke fun at them.

If all roads lead to China, then what happened to dead ends?

If the root of all evil is the love of money, then why do we say that money does not grow on trees?

If the grass is always greener on the other side, find out what fertilizer your neighbor uses.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, so he'll send his nurse to pick up the bill.

More is in the making...