Debates

Debates are:

Interesting yet boring
Fun but annoying
Good yet bad
Makes you laugh or sad.

Some have a way to make you think,
But some really seriously stink.
Some sound robotic at first,
But that is not at all the worst!
Some flow with enthusiasm,
Yet others makes you fall into a deep wide chasm.
The debates are good and bad,
Whether that, when it ends, you're glad.

Whether the motion is interesting or not,
Whether they slept or whether they fought,
Sometimes you just can't help it at all,
But to close your eyes and into sleep fall.

Honorable chairperson and accurate time-keeper,
Worthy opponents and wise adjudicators,
And last but not least, members of the floor,
I will now make your time a bore!

Though it sounds as if I hate them,
Debates are quite an entertainment,
It depends whether you listen to the best,
And whether you pay attention to the rest.
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Don't say I'm lifeless, this only took 15minutes =D